Flame of the day I encountered a presence on a message board that inspired me to be a bit poetic today.
I guess we should be thankful you have taken time off from your joyous
weekend, no doubt having had great fun pulling legs off insects and
doing other activities that is the life of thoughtless little pond scum
like you. Thankful, because you have shown us that no matter how
despicable some of our resident trolls are, someone, somewhere, will be
worse. Much worse. No insult too low, no argument too strained, no
allegory too painful, and no posting too mindnumbingly retarded for you
to regularly spew it out over the boards you choose to debase with your
presence. It takes a level of effort to become such a pathetic, lowlife worm,
such an obnoxious presence that nominally stupid people for once can
feel they are the pinnacle of humanity. You must have worked hard to
eradicate all sense, all decency and all logic from the pitiful string
of words you no doubt thought was such a stinging insult. It was an
insult, all right, but only because it reminded us that members of the
human race can start at the bottom and dig themselves downwards into
an until now unreached depth of pure stupidity, a physics-defying
singularity of worthless, pathetic venom from one who wears his troll
badge with misunderstood pride. Ok, back to our family friendly programming.
2:49:57 PM 
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