Super cool thing.

Guaranteed to make you feel graceful.

4:55:36 PM    sro home /

Hey Hugh.

Hey Victoria.

Whatcha doing?

Watching TV. You?

A little stressed.

The whole kidnapping thing huh?

Yeah.

You look stressed in the pic.

Did I look fat?

Uh, nah.

Thanks.

No prob. Hey, since you called can I ask you some questions for my blog, Standing Room Only?

Bloody bad timing.

Just three?

Hugh.

Please?

Ok.

Let me think...

You don't have any?

I didn't know you were calling. Ok, how are the Spice Girls?

We aren't together anymore.

No kiddin'? Oops.

Mmm.

Ok, which Spice Girl were you?

I was Posh.

I bet, darling.

Next.

Do you foresee your own career blossoming?

That was pretty dull.

I read it in People once.

Did you. Yes, I'm coming out with my own album.

Like on my Mom's coffee table?

(Silence)

I was kidding

Mmm. Last one.

What do you think of fags?

I don't smoke.

Ha. Ha.

Just kidding, darling.

Mmm. Vicky?

Yes?

Gotta go.

Ta ta.

Later.

4:16:27 PM    sro home /

Jesus Christ, kids are fun!

11:28:19 AM    sro home /

Hey Hugh. Hey. Do you know who I am? No. I'm the MP3 police. Ok. Do you know what I'm here about? MP3s? Yes, Hugh. Do you download MPs? No. Hugh? Maybe. Hugh? Yes. That's bad Hugh. It is? Yes. What would Madonna say? I'm showing my individualism? No, Hugh. She'd say you're bad. She would? Yes. Do you know why? Uh, maybe. Because you're taking money from her. Uh-oh. What would Sting say Hugh? I don't download Sting. Never? Hardly. Never? Once. "Brand New Day". Cool song. Yeah. Hugh? Yes? That's bad. Uh-oh. Will you stop? Yes. Hugh? Maybe. Hugh? Fuck no. You sure? Pretty much. Ok, just checking. Ok. C'ya. Later.

12:33:25 AM    sro home /