Moby,

What up Dude? You rock. Here at Butterball, all us turkeys love your CDs. "Make The Rooster". We're right there with you man.

"Gobble gobble gobble." What the fuck is that? You know what Humans sound like to us? Like "thwappthpwhap". Like someone throwing a wet towel on a wall really hard. Gobble my Feathered Ass.

We were supposed to be the National Fucking Bird. Great way of thanking us. Fuck You too. Shove some oysters up the ass of a fucking eagle and see what happens. Oh, the poor little eagle. Boo hoo hoo.

Between you and me, Moby, I like chicken. Not all the way Veggie like you, Dude. But you go, you preach all No-Eating-Anything-With-A-Face all the way to the fucking bank and back. You rock while we'll just wave our useless wings and give props.

Go Moby, go Moby.

Gobble.

Tom

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11:19:07 AM    sro home /

Most Disturbing Salon Blog of the Day: "Hate Central"

I won't even link to it because I don't want my lovely SRO readers exposed to Hate on any level. I don't even Hate George Bush, I feel sorry for him like I do for all people who misguidedly feel their Point of View is The Truth. I feel sorry for anyone who feels Hate is an emotion worth instigating, propagating, extenuating, contemplating or making real by giving it their time and energy. I feel sorry for anyone whose Life is about looking for Opportunities to Hate. I don't hate homophobes who resist accepting the World, network execs who fill TV with poor and dull programs or so-called idealists who would rather talk about change than start with themselves. I love these people because they help me understand Who I Am. I can't change alot in the world, but I can change myself. Today I'm starting by waving conceptual Burning Sage around SRO and over Salon Blogs in a sincere effort to rid My World of Hate.

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