Hey Candy.

Hah-ro!

Congrats on being the second Spitting Room Only Model for our straight male readers.

You so welcome! (hee hee hee)

Uh, what's with the voice?

What? You no like? Candy want to make you feel good!

Uh, Candy, I'm gay.

Really?

Duh.

Oh, ok. Well it fucking kills my throat anyway.

Mmm. I can imagine. So, uh, I guess Candy isn't your real name?

Oh yeah, Candy. Right. I bet you think we were all standing around Ellis Island and they asked my name and the first thing my Mom saw was candy and that's what she told them.

Actually, I wasn't.

Oh. Sorry. I just get so much fucking shit about the whole Japanese thing.

How long have you been an anime cartoon?

Only about two years. I was in Children's Cartoons for awhile but the money's shit. This pays pretty good. I'm actually going to Devry.

No kiddin'.

Yeah, I thought I'd get into some CG. The pay fucking rocks and they're always looking for some Action Figures.

Do you think this whole "porn thing" might hurt?

Are you kidding? You should hear some of the shit those Shrek people have done.

Bad stuff huh?

Hey, I mean I'm not some sketch of Mother Theresa but at least I've never had to do Bazooka.

Well this drawing looks nice.

Sexy huh?

If you like that kinda thing.

Hey, I could maybe fix you up with a SuperHero friend of mine.

I'll pass.

Suit yourself.

Ok. Well, congrats again.

Thanks man. Sayanora baby.

(gulp) C'ya.

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