I just had a Computor Freak-Out. I'm pretty Comp-Lit but everyone has a Digital Moment where everything seems to go wrong and you're quickly knocked off the Throne. Or so I tell myself.

Bill Gates has them and I'd bet good money they're like mine. He decides to buy zillions of dollars of Online Stock (me posting Scene One to my Stories Section). Just as he pushes the Enter Key, he realizes he made a mistake and Sold instead of Buy (me posting it stupidly to my Blog instead of Stories where I can edit it). Next, Bill's Super-Deluxe-Zillion Dollar Computor says Fuck You (me and my iBook freeze). Bill has hundreds of Zombie-eyed Lackies rush in and simultainiously Create a New Super Computor while beheading Several Ex-Computor Builders just because he can (I reboot). Bill corrects the error, narrowly avoiding a Huge Stock Market Disaster and the end of Civilization as we know it (Naturally I can't get to the post and, as I'm want to do, just do Everything until somehow it works out.)

Yup, me and Bill. Billy.

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