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BLOGGY SPEAKS (KINDA) Since Bloggy's been around for a bit and getting Fan Mail, he's asked to say some words. Seems he has a "crush" on another Cartoon and wants to send out some Props. Whatever. Just humor him please.
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THE BEST MOVIE YOU MIGHT HAVE NEVER SEEN
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FAIR WEATHER Dear East Coast - Really sorry to hear about the weather there, all the snow and cold and stuff. YEAH, RIGHT! Chili today, hot tamale! It's around, oh, seventy degrees here in L.A. And sunny. No, really. Must be terrible to have to deal with the roads being closed and the electricity being shut down. Did I mention it's sunny here? Hope you're staying warm and keeping off the roads cause I'm sure it's pretty dangerous. Hmmm... sandals or flip-flops? Sandals or flip-flops? Make sure you bundle up good because I'd hate for you to catch something. What does go best with shorts? I know! Air conditioning! Don't really need it, but what the hell, I can. Tragedy, really. Keeping you away from your loved ones and all. Flip-flops for everyone! I used to live in NYC and so I know how tough it can be. Especially when the snow starts melting and gets all slushy. Mmmm... slushy. Maybe I'll just pop around the corner and get a Jumbo Latte Freezie Thing. Yup, just slide into the ol' Flippers and run around the corner. Outside. In my T-shirt. Grab something cold to drink. I'll be thinking of you and I hope you come through it all OK. He's lying, you know. Am not. Am. I am not. (Through his teeth.) So, in conclusion, let me say the whole country is worried and hopes you'll get through this thing fine. Maybe the beach today. Nah, too warm at the beach. Don't listen to him. He's had too much caffeine. Yeah, in my Ice Cold Frappe. Boo hoo hoo. Best Wishes. Warmest regards, so to speak. Can't you just hush? Sod off, you big Mo.
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AMEN Am I so fucking blessed or what? I have these totally cool readers and love em, love em, love em. DPhilC (Fact or Fiction) is a straight guy in England who has a penchant for all things spooky and ghosty and leaves me fun feedback. It rocks my world that someone whose world appears so different to mine leaves me kicker comments. BTW Phil, the Jesus Lego link is on my posts for Nov. 26. The pic will get you there. Azuremariposa leaves me the sweetest Love Notes and wants to be my "Hag" (as in Fag-Hag). Lilly, it would be hard for you to be a Hag in any context but you know you're my Lil' Lil' and I'm so glad you're back! I missed you! Miss Feva and I e-mail tons and I've been trying to help her revamp her site. Wish I could do more but most of it's been Hit or Miss with me. Whatever you do will be cool, I know, and that goes for everything. The Infamous Kitty Bukkake writes me the coolest e-mails and frankly, I get all goofy when I get one cause I think she's probably way cooler than me and I feel so old when I read her kick ass blog. Sweeeeettt... Dogpoet (Dogpoet's Campfire) is the yummiest humpa-pumpa and my newest Internet crush which just means I think he's a Great Writer and I read his blog lots and check for an e-mail from him all the time. Pickle Juice always gives me cool mentions and she just had a baby and she's funny as shit and I wish my Mom was like her when I was growing up. Actually my Mom was kinda like her so maybe that's the draw. I've been trading some e-mails with the New Kid on the Block, the RealLivePreacher which astounds me to no end. I mean, I'd have thought out of all the peeps here on Salon Blogs, I might have been the very last choice for correspondence but shows you what I know. He's extremely nice and all the things you wish Religion was but it's usually not. (And Lilly, I'm pretty much with you on the Religion vs. God issue. I do think Ritual has it's usefulness though as a source of comfort. Gotta love a Man in a Dress swinging around a big ol' smoking purse.) Mark Hoback (Fried Green al-Quidas) always sends me the most complimentary e-mails and if it weren't for him, I don't know if SRO would still be housed here. He's a very very very Good Egg.
If I left anyone out, it's only cause I need to go and get some coffee but I wanted to grab the ring when it came by. That was my Sunday Sermon and Thanks to God. She's obviously been keeping an eye on me and I'll tell you something, don't look a Gift Horse in the mouth. |
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