Saturday, January 4, 2003

MORE MUG SHOTS FROM THE SMOKING GUN



TAINTED LOVE

Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
From the pain that you drive into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night

Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted love
Tainted love
Now I know I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
You don't really want any more from me
To make things right
You need someone to hold you tight
And you think love is to pray
But I'm sorry I don't pray that way

Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I'm going to pack my things and go
Tainted love, tainted love
Tainted love, tainted love
Touch me baby, tainted love
Touch me baby, tainted love
Tainted love
Tainted love
Tainted love

- Soft Cell


11:09:16 PM    sro home /

PERESTOYKA

TO: HGENYC@AOL
FROM: naeblis77@hotmail

Tim from that most hated blog. I was unfair in some of the things I said to you, and I was over sensitive with some of your criticism. I apologize for insulting your writing, I have always made it a habit of mine never to do that. Looking through your site it is obvious that you have real writing talent. I doubt we will ever be pals, (or chums or "bub" if you prefer) :D but I wanted to at least let you know that if nothing else, I liked what I read.

Tim


TO: naeblis77@hotmail
FROM: HGENYC@AOL

Thanks Tim. You are obviously a big man for writing this note and I appreciate it.

My original post (which now seems like a thousand years ago, it's grown to such legendary proportions) was merely meant as a humorous bit on first impressions. I do not "hate" your blog. How could I, I only read it for about five minutes? I apologize for any comments I made about your writing. They were premature and made in the heat of, well, whatever it is we make stupid comments in the heat of. I know little to nothing about JWs. There was a girl in my sixth grade class who was a JW and she was the envy of the rest of us because she was excused from class plays. I'm sorry your extraction from them has been painful.

Good luck with your writing on Salon. Hopefully this has been as valuable an experience for you as it has been for me.

Best - Hugh

In fact, Tim and I have being exchanging e-mails today and I've found him to be extremely gallant and charming. I look forward to corresponding with him in the future and reading his blog, For Whom The Blog Tolls, as it develops. He has made a "chum" and that's part of the unexpected Joy of Blogging.

2:12:27 PM    sro home /

A CLONE AGAIN, NATURALLY




Hello Doctor... uh, how do you say it?

Boisselier.

Bossy Lady?

No, Boisselier.

Bustier?

Just call me Doctor.

Ok. Well congrats on the first clone baby, Eve. Nice name. Very Biblical.

Zank you but she is not named after zee Bible. She is named after Eve, zee singer. I like zee rap.

No kiddin? Keepin’ it real with the Clonies, huh?

Oui.

So you believe we’re made my Aliens, right?

Yes, zee Eets.

Eets?

Yes, zee Eets. Like zee movie, Eets.

I don’t think I saw that movie.

EETS! Zee little girl and zee boy with zee Eets and zee candy!

Ohhhhh... you mean E.T.?

YES! EETS! Sacre bleu!

Gotcha. And Baby Eve is connected because...??

She eez zee first of zee babies to be made only by zee humans. She will bring a new race to zee planet.

New race huh? That sounds creepy.

Not at all. We have no creepy. She will cure many diseases.

No kiddin? Like hair problems?

Pardon?

I meant, uh, health problems.

What do you mean by zees “hair problems”?

Well no offense, but hard to believe you can clone a baby but you can’t use conditioner.

I am very busy.

Mmm. And what’s up with the eyebrows?

What you mean?

What are you going for here? Surprised? Is this some Super Race thing? Cause if it is, you are definately losing the Queer Faction.

I have no time for zee personal make-up. We are changing zee world.

One hair at a time huh?

Is zees all of your questions?

One more. Can anyone order one of these Clone Babies?

Would you like one?

Uh, no. I was just wondering if there was a catalogue. You know, with a color chart and sizes. I’m seeing lots of Large Cinnamon for Fall. Whatcha think?

Perhaps one day when zee planet is ready for zees future.

Uh, yeah. When all your friends arrive from Planet Drag-onia.

Nous sommes finis maintenant!

Ok. Au revoir, Bitch.

S’cuse me?

Sorry, it’s a Rap thing. C’ya.



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