I have been absent all day because I had Programming Drama with Radio Userland. However, I want to send my most heartfelt thanks to "Andy" who took the time and effort to personally help me work things out. I asked him if he had visited SRO and he said "Yes, but not my thing. To each his own." Wow. This is extremely humbling and yet he still tool the time to help me. Is that the coolest thing or what??? People are so amazing sometimes. I wish you could hear some of the conversations I've had this week with people at various Utilities who I've talked to because of my being absent on holiday and not paying bills on time. It's all been my fault but they've all been amazing and have done things above and beyond the call of duty. I am so amazed by the Human Urge to just be helpful. Andy has been a great example of this and he remains honored and exaulted here at SRO.
11:19:57 PM    sro home /

Hey girl.

Hey bitch.

What up Ho?

Not much, skank. You go out last night?

You know I did. Your man was good to go.

No shit, Miss Thing. He pay you good?

It was free. You sucked his wallet dry.

Sucked more too, Counter Girl.

Nice shoes, Clamidia. You rob another Payless?

Thanks, dried out old thang. Hard to find a size 12 huh?

I stole em from your Daddy.

He still doing your brother?

Nope, your sister.

Give me some Virginia Slims.

Least something's slim.

It sure ain't your hips.

Nuh-uh, it's that home Brazilian wax you give yourself with Duct tape.

Yeah, I saved some for your lip.

Here you go baby.

Wet Ones again? You could at least use a tampon.

I sell those to your husband.

I know, we use em to for the Christmas tree.

You pulled that tree out finally?

You should know, it's sticking out of your pussy.

Ok, girl.

See you tomorrow, Sex Change.

Ok, Club Yeast. Later.

Bye girl.
12:42:05 AM    sro home /