Last week I started a new round of meds for my HIV. Here is what the new pills look like:

Aren't they pretty? I think so. I call them Blubies. I actually don't even know what their real name is. Something suitably pharmaceutical, like Immortallon or Needadex. They are not even part of the General Pill Community since I get them through a program via my doctor. I do not name them individually because that would be cruel since I am, after all, going to eat them. Part of their charm, other than their life-saving effects and their fabulous blue color, is I only have to take them once a day. Once a day with the other 6 different pills I take once a day but that's still considered an Up-Stat.

Because they are so Spankin' New, they don't even come in a Glamorously Packaged Bottle. They come in this:

Yes, I know. Not very inviting. To counteract their humble beginnings and to entice them to try their hardest, I treat them very well. For example, I offer them cookies:

I also let them play with my new X-Box:

I figure they can get really good at playing and then when I injest them, I'll absorb some of their skill and play better myself. Not really working so far but the X-Box is hard and they are, after all, only little pills.

Occasionally, I take them out of their dreary home and let them wander and play games. They are quite good at making designs and I bet, if allowed, they would make fab jewelry.

I can imagine sassy earrings gracing the covers of International Fashion Magazines and I'm sure the Blubies would be more than willing.

If they were candy, I could have Friends over for a petite soireé and, being the Gracious Host, offer everyone a Delicious Blubie:

Alas, I can not. They are for me. They will hopefully enter my body and kick the shit out of all the Mean HIV Viruses wandering around looking for trouble.

When you find one, you do your thing Little Blubie! You say, "BEAT IT!" and I will be ever, ever so grateful.
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AT THE MOVIES WITH DUBYA!

THE LORD OF THE RINGS - I liked this movie because it is about Jesus, our Lord. However, the rings could be the rings of the Axes of Evil and that means the Lord could be someone else like Saddam Hussein. We are currently analyzing the background to see if we can determine the location but I promise you, this ring will be found.

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN - We will catch you, if we can. But it may also be a taunt, an Evil Taunt, for us to catch them. And we will, if we can. But if you think you can taunt us because you can, we will not let you, especially if you can.

GANGS OF NEW YORK - This movie is a great tribute to the resourcefullnessity of the American People after the tragedy of September 11th. There were gangs helping their fellow citizens while other secret covert gangs were planning weapons of mass destruction. We will not elect a Miss Destruction and we’re currently analyzing this film for signs of the location.

THE HOURS - I like this movie because what’s Ours is Ours and we will, under no circumstanceialities, allow them to take ours. They would make ours theirs and ours is ours and what they think is theirs will be all of ours and theirs too.

CHICAGO - This is a musical but we cannot continue to allow people who sing and dance special treatment. If you take out the “H” for Homeland and the “CA” for the country of California then you get C-I-GO which is obviously a secret covert message to some of the Y’allHearem covert singsters planning another attack. We will not let them burst into song. We are currently analyzing this film for clues as to it’s location.

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