Thursday, January 23, 2003

WHAT'S MY LINE?

Muchos Besos for the Reverse Cowgirl's consideration for her Panel on Blogging. I have been assigned Stand-By Position which is extremely flattering as well.

Apparently the Gay Card was an ace in my hand. Alas, the White Male card was not. Also since the RCG and I are both based here at Salon, it might appear biased. Which is totally funny because we may be the two most "Un-Salon" like blogs here.

It's not winning, it's just enough to be nominated. Really. No, really.
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GOLDEN GLOBE ZITS THAT JUST POPPED

To Sharon Stone: Yes, we saw you were dressed like a Flapper. No, you can't do Chicago II.

To Renee Zellwegger - Everything. All of it. That look, that one there, yes. Serving it up Old School. The remake of Breakfast at Tiffanys? Butterfield 8? Anything baby. Work.

To Lara Flynn Boyle - You are the prettiest little ballerina. Little porcelain doll dancing on the top of the box. Dance, Lara, Dance! True, you slept with your Grandfather but dance faster! Suggested Music: "Close To You", "To Sir, With Love", "Night On Bald Mountain".
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