"Close Personal Friend"

I spent a fun-filled afternoon looking at Internet Porn. There are alot of naked people out there. Me, I am so shy. Reader-San.

None the less, a good time was had by all.

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1. Joey is Gay. C'mon. All these years of innuendo, studliness, vanity, drama class, lack of LTR. Hello! Let the guy out, Fer Christ's Sake. Put Paul Rudd to better use and Joey can openly play with make-up all he wants.

2. Ross and Racheal: enough already. Movement, people! Either be a couple or not, if we want waffling we can watch the news. Is Hangdog Pouting the only expression Ross makes? Racheal works in a Top Position for Ralph Lauren and doesn't have a Nanny? Whatever.

3. Make Phoebe rich and famous. We've always rooted for her the most anyway. You, however, have chosen to make her the Single Dustmop, gathering plot ends together but never really having a place to hang. She's finally at the age when women like her hit their stride. Get out a Big Water Bottle and hand it to her.

4. Let Monica and Chandler finally leave NYC. Why would they stay? True, their enormous UWS apartment is probably the Best Deal Ever. One day they'll want to have kids and I don't see Little Miss Anally letting them roam the streets. Seattle? Charlotte?

5. Let all of them finally Get Their Own Lives. They'll become involved in other projects and lovers. They meet someone and dissappear for awhile because they are so sotten with their new Partner. They all call and plan to meet but two of them have to cancel due to work conflicts and the rest Postpone. The Postponement becomes longer and the calls become less frequent and less urgent until their Assistants just take messages. They'll sometimes come across a picture of them all together, happy for the camera, glasses raised in a toast. They'll look at the photo and explain to their current Mate who everyone is, how close they were, how they'll always remember those as the Best Years of their lives.
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