HOW TO LOVE


Wear your favorite Superhero suit. All the time. Do not wear the Outfit you wear to work - the one that’s busy, preoccupied or stressed. Indeed, you are working all the time now. Love is work. Your Love Suit should be Locked and Loaded 24/7.

Listen. Do not have an opinion while you listen because frankly, your opinion doesn’t hold much water outside of Your Universe. Just listen. Listen until their brain has been twisted like a dripping towel and what they have to say is all over the floor. What else do you need to Listen to? You already know what You think about work/dinner/You. Now it’s time to absorb what another creature on this little planet has to say. Or not. Listening doesn’t need words. All you have to do is be Present.

Share your M&Ms. There are bags and bags of them all over the place. If you give them one of yours, even one of the green ones, you will not be lacking. Honust Injun. Now apply this to Time, Concern, Touch, Interest and Being Vulnerable.

Oh, and everything else. Love means giving it all away.

Helmet. Check. Seatbelts. Check. Air bags. Check. Little Paper Vomit Bag. Check. You better check, Bitch, because this is going to hurt You more than it hurts Me. You will break an arm or you will break a nail but if you aren’t in a Position of Breakabililty, You ain’t doing it right. Bend over a little more. Stick out your tongue. Do your Dork Dance. Oops... see. Love is not closing your eyes and wishing you were somewhere else because - oh, did I mention this part? - you are going on the ride whether you like it or not. Done deal. Thanks for your ticket. See ya at the Ring Toss.

This is an All You Can Eat Buffet and you will never Get Full. Now’s the time to Go Rosie, Outdo Oprah, Get John Goodman on our ass. Every single thing you touch is Finger-Lickin’ Good. You may have to knock off the Parsley and the Toothpicks but without a doubt, the Manna is there. Toothpicks are for CheeseBalls. Get to the Good Stuff.

Salad? I’d love some! Pasta? Why I think I will! Desert? Are you kidding?

Stuff donuts in your pockets. You can push Green Beans up your nose. If you stand, it expands your stomach. Stick your finger down your throat and start over.

Manga. Bon Appetite. Pull up a chair. C’mon, let’s Eat.

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For reading SRO, for the e-mails, for the support, for the presents, for the Love you've given to Someone you've never met. For being a Love Machine that creates Love everywhere you are. For reminding me the One Thing we can all do is Love and do best because there is no such thing as Second Rate Love. For being on My Team. Yes, I have absorbed it all. Thanks. You rock.


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