HEAD OF STATE - Because White People dancing like Black People is funny. In 1982.

BOAT TRIP - Yeah, that about covers it. Boat Trip, War Movie, Black People. Just cut to the chase. Because Cuba Gooding Jr. could easily be a Black drag queen. Miss Fidelity Castration.

DREAMSCAPE - Because Bad Things happen in snow. The Shining, The Thing, duh.

VIEW FROM THE TOP - Austin Powers Lite. Give it up already. Because every movie with gratuitous women dancing becomes a hit. Witches of Eastwick, Boys in The Hood, duh. She won Best Actress? Uh, ok.
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