You've probably heard about Catherine Zeta Jones suing over some pictures of her pregnant and topless that had been floating around the internet. I happened to have seen them and frankly if they'd been me, I'd sue right before I'd kill myself.

They aren't, to say the least, flattering. Firstly, she's big as a house. It looks like she's having a litter, not a baby. Her, uh, breasts are enormous. Overall she could easily be the model for some tribal fertility statue.

Secondly there's the fact of her smoking. This pregnancy no-no would seem to be a no-brainer. Although I know what it's like to desperately need a cigarette, I will fortunately never get pregnant. One could easily theorize that due to vast amounts of money and/or superstardom, she and her husband feel somehow above all the mortal side-effects. Even though it was a different era, I'm pretty sure my mother smoked during her pregnancy with me and look how I turned out.

Joking.
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