FREDDY, JASON AND ME


SRO: Well thanks guys for coming to SRO for an interview. You’re both about to appear in a movie together, Freddy Vs. Jason, right?

JASON: YES Yes yes yes yes...

SRO: Cool. Fighting together, being all evil and ugly. Good times.

FREDDY: IN YOUR DREAMS... DREAMS OF DEATH!

SRO: Uh, yeah. I don’t really have alot of dreams like that. My dreams usually involve beauty products.

J: KIEHLS Kiehls kiehls kiehls kiehls...

SRO: Yes, Kiehls of course. I love their shaving cream.

F: COME CLOSER AND I’LL SHAVE YOU... TO THE BONE!

SRO: Oh! Wanna see my new scar?

J: COOL Cool cool cool cool...

F: WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU’LL BE SCARRED... FOR DEATH!

SRO: It’s pretty much healed. Knife fight, you know.

J: NO SHIT Shit shit shit shit???

SRO: Sort of. Now which one is related to Jennifer Leigh?

J: ME Me me me me...

F: Oh, yeah. That’s Jason, I’m more my own franchise. I could’ve brought in some girl - let me tell you, Carmen Electra was calling night and day - but these starlets today... oy. They all think they’re J-Lo and it’s gimme this, gimme that. Who needs it? I’d rather work... ON YOUR COLD BLUE BODY!

SRO: What’s with the voice? We’re right here.

F: It’s my voice... OF EVIL!

SRO: I guess. Take it down a few.

J: CHILL Chill chill chill chill...

SRO: So the two of you, is this a posse or something? I’m seeing Bad Boys II with headgear, maybe young it down. Replace the fedora with a mesh Trucker hat, rethinking the hockey angle. A whole Buddybuddy/ Action thing. Are you both “Bad Boys”?

F: Duh. We’re psychopathic killers. WE’RE...

SRO: Do you both - oh I’m sorry. Didn’t mean to interrupt, my bad. Go on.

F: Oh. I was just going to say... uh... oh yeah, KILLERS OF YOUR FUTURE!

SRO: Grrrr... spooky. Villains then.

F: Have you ever seen any of our movies?

SRO: Actually no. I was busy those 48 hours of my life.

J: KILL Kill kill kill kill...

F: THIS WILL BE THE LAST MOVIE... YOU’LL EVER SEE!

SRO: Do you work for Blockbuster? I was a little late with The Goodbye Girl, jeez.

J: DULL Dull dull dull dull...

SRO: Tell me about it. Well good luck fellas with the new flick. I’m sure I’ll see it, uh, at some point.

F: ON THE POINT OF MY BLADES!

SRO: Could you watch the sofa? I just got it covered.

F: Oh, sorry. Nice choice.

J: TWILL Twill twill twill twill...

SRO: Bye now.

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