Ladies and Gentlemen, the HIV Lounge is proud to present our newest Med.
Let’s give a warm welcome to REYATAZ!!!

THANK YOU! Thank you! I love you. Really, I mean it! Well good evening ladies and germs! HA HA, or should I say ladies and viruses. THANK YOU. Man oh man. My buddy AZT says to me, “Hey Rey, who was that Xanax I saw you with last night?” I said “That was no Xanax, that was my life!” HA HA. Don’t get me started. What’s with the blue suit? I feel like a Placebo at a High School Prom! I’m telling ya, it’s killing me! Correction: I’m KILLING THEM! HA HA. Really, I tell my patients “Read the directions, it says SWALLOW!” HA HA, ain’t it the truth? If I hear one more complaint about Side Effects, I’m gonna scream! Side Effects? You wanna see Side Effects, check out my pants! Man, oh man, this capsule ain’t the only thing that’s blue! HA HA! Don’t get me started! You think your love life is bad, I only get taken once a day! Puts the tease in “Protease” if you know what I mean. Man, I get in your body and even the Fat Cells look good! HA HA! Don’t get me started!

Seriously folks, I want to thank all the little people who helped me make this small climb to the top. Let’s give a big hand for science, one of my closest, personal friends. Love ya babe and I mean that. Thanks, you were a great crowd! THANK YOU, THANK YOU! Try the meatloaf, I’ll be here for the rest of your life! THANK YOU!

Let’s give REYATAZ a big hand! Big hand for the Pill with the Will, REYATAZ! THANK YOU!

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