Saturday, January 24, 2004
HEY YA
1. Because, c’mon, isn’t Life about dancing?
2. Because the link comes from filchyboy who is adorable, if a little intense. If only I were fifteen years younger. And, uh, possibly a girl. And not so jaded and bitter. In other words, if only I was someone else.
3. Because I sat next to a guy on the trip back from Florida who looked like a thug until he pulled out his New G5 Powerbook and began a letter with “This year I was nominated for my first Grammy...” Not that I was reading over his shoulder or anything but I was in a plane fer christ’s sake. Turns out he directed the Outkast videos. I am so Old.
4. Because Sally “shakes it like a Polaroid”. Polaroid has stated this belief is a wive’s tale, shaking a Polaroid does not actually assist the development. Thanks, Polaroid, for taking away the only thing we missed about Polaroids.
5. Because everyone reading this should have at some point done a Peanuts Dance. If not: watch this, go do one now and we’ll wait. I personally prefer to emulate the Girl in the Purple Dress but feel free to chose a dance mentor of your own. Shroeder does not count.
6. Because Hula Boola insists.
8:34:59 PM  sro home /
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P.R.
Art films? Hah! Nudies! - Helen Lawson in Valley of The Dolls
I seem to have won the Google Lottery due to a picture I used a year ago. Who knew? And if they did know, why now? I’d titled the JPG “porn” and it’s a picture of a naked male model with his wing-wang blocked out. To the scores of frustrated web surfers, my sincerest regrets that the Buck stops There. If it helps your dilemma, I’ve personally ”done It” on a beach. Twice.
Today I recieved an email :
hi, I keep seeing quotations from Standing Room Only pop up on my daily quotations e-mail so I thought In would look it up - this whole 'blog' thing is new to me, so I wondered if you could explain what SRO is all about apart from being an enjoyable read?
Ok, I’m buying.
Dear X -
Thanks for your polite and kind note. Perhaps you came looking for a certain “quotation” and was disappointed at the lack of “quotations” here. I know that post from a year ago (Key Words: a year ago) makes me sound like a big Perv. As much as I wish I could help with your, uh, “pop up” query I’m not really Shopping at that Store right now, if you catch my drift. I do appreciate the compliment. I pride myself on my *cough cough* reading matter as much as the pictures here. Like Playboy without the Stereo Articles.
Warm, if distant, Regards - SRO
Buzz, buzz, buzz.
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