DEAR BLOGGY



Dear Bloggy,
I’m starting a Political Blog and wondered if you had any name suggestions? I was thinking along the lines of “Kerry Queen”.
Thanks - KQ

Dear KQ,
Frankly you can call it whatever the fuck you want since I won’t be reading it. Political Crap is all over the internet and unless you’re the President of France, there’s not much you’re bringing to the party. If, however, you actually are the President of France then welcome to SRO. You must have gotten here googling “porn”. I’m so honored by your quaint question and have always had a fondness for Foreign Members. May I suggest “Le Plus Change...”, you’re bound to snag a section of the Trannie Crowd. Bon chance!


Dear Bloggy,
I have a blog but I never know what to write about. My life is so dull and nothing interesting happens. I thought having a blog would be a good project for me until I got a boyfriend but now I just feel bad I have nothing to say. What should I do?
IHeartYou

Dear IHeartYou,
First things first - please kill yourself. No, really. You sound like a fucking drag on humanity and we’d probably all be better off. When you do decide to bite the bullet, may I suggest you do it in an “ironic”, showy manner. This will allow the rest of us to observe and write about it in our own blogs. Pictures would be nice too. Everyone gets a kick out of watching a loser nod off in her Latte. Your problem sounds like it plumbs depths beneath your so-called blog, beginning with your Night of The Living Dead perspective on Life. Still waters run deep, so go sleep with the fishies.


Dear Bloggy,
Recently I got my first nasty comment on my blog! I was upset and wondered should I delete it (which I can do) or let it stand to show other’s opinions?
Thanks! - Miss Diss-traught

Dear Miss D-T,
It’s natural when one founds a Kingdom to want the best for all involved, so your democratic leanings are a noble and touching gesture. In my case, my blog is a Fascist State as the only citizen I have to answer to is myself. You may also choose to put yourself in the same position. This is especially true if your writing is personal or anecdotal since you (and not some wise-ass with too much time) are the Judge and Jury. If they have a different viewpoint, let them write about it themselves but not on your dime. Banish them from the castle, post haste. You have bigger fish to fry.

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