THE REVIEW YOU WILL NEVER READ


MEAN GIRLS by HEATHER


I hated Mean Girls. Totally.

First off, the pretty blond ones aren’t the ones that are Mean. Being Popular is not easy and if you think otherwise, it’s cause you’ve never been Popular. All these “film critics” saying the movie’s funny because everyone knows “this is what it’s really like” in High School. Uh, excuse me? Yeah, I guess it was like that if you were ugly or something, it’s not like you had to be there. Funny how all the Theatre Geeks and Girls With Bad Skin ended up writing movie reviews. I’d rather stab a mascara pencil in my wrist.

I mean the so-called Head Bitch is the best dressed and best looking. Duh. Lindsey Lohan should be lucky she got noticed at all. I mean, Africa? Do they even have TV? The three most popular girls take her into their group and I think that’s sweet. After all, charity is doing things for people you wouldn’t normally talk to. Then Lindsey totally turns around and acts all “Oh I’m so better”. She becomes cool, like magic! Isn’t that where this movie should end? Hello.

Whatever. It’s like Terrorism. America is all about charity and if you don’t believe in that, well... you know, you’re sitting in the wrong part of the cafeteria. If you think these girls are Mean, then you obviously aren’t part of Our Group and when someone isn’t part of Our Group, they don’t exist.

Oh, and I have all the skirts they wear. Jealous much?

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