ME + THE DUDE


ME: Hello.

DUDE: Dude, it’s me. Mike.

Mike?

Uh, your roommate.

I think you have the wrong number.

Dude, where are you?

I’m at home. Where are you?

Dude! I’m at the audition man. This sucks. Where did all these fucking guys come from? I’m fucked man. I don’t know what I’m going to do.

What are the guys like?

I dunno. Cool. Fuck man.

Take off your hat.

My hat? Really?

Uh. Maybe. What does it look like again?

It’s my Von Dutch man. You think I should lose it?

Definately.

Are you gonna wear yours?

Absolutely not.

Dude, you sound funny man. Are you ok?

Gotta go. Later Dude.

(click)

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