DEAR BLOGGY


Dear Bloggy -

I know you don’t usually handle non-blogging issues but I have reached a new plateau in my evolution that I thought only you could understand. You see, Bloggy, I am... well... I can hardly type it but....

I am a StarFucker. Not literally, I have never “slept “with a Star. Ok, one but he was Cable. I am far worse, I’m unnaturally compelled - no, addicted - to meeting celebrities. I have met celebs, eaten with them, (had sex with that one), even befriended them but today I entered into another realm, I introduced a Celebrity friend to another Celebrity friend. One is an Oscar-nominated Actress and the other an Emmy-winning Actor and yes, they actually are my friends (L.A. Translation : We’ve exchanged Cell numbers).

It wasn’t easy, there are a multitude of factors to consider. Example : Partners. Do you intro them first? Do you even remember their name? If you introduce the Actors first, do you sound like Access Hollywood? Once you intro the Names, will they cancel each other out in a burst of Star Trek time/space continuim? My mind was racing. Oh, and I was stoned.

I took the plunge, actually calling the actress over to where I was sitting with the actor. Fortunately everyone immediately achieved Industry Tone and pleasantries were exchanged, agents with Names named. Soon after the actress and her (I must say) handsome BF left, The Actor turned to me and said “Wow, she’s so nice!” just like anyone, just like you and me! Did you know they even did that? If you’re a Star and get Starstruck, is that MeStruck?

Anyway, all of this has been whirling in my brain. I really feel different!

Glowing And Starstruck


Dear Glowstick -

You need to get a Life. Stat. Also please e-mail me where you and your “friends” converge. I’d love to meet them.

Sending my Cell - Bloggy

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