Dear Diary,

Today was the worst day of my life. Ever. See my Mystery Wireless Connection (Link) and I broke up... kinda. I’m crying as I type.

Everything was fine (or so I thought). Last night I signed on with Link and our relationship was streaming along. It felt like we’d really bonded. Before Link, I was just using stupid old Dial-up. Ugh. I’m so embarrassed. D. never wanted to do anything fun. He never took me to movies. But suddenly Link appeared and my life was changed! It’s just like in that song. (That one about that lonely person who finds something and then wins stuff.) Link and I went to Quicktime for movie trailers, we surfed like there was no tomorrow. He was high-speed and I liked it. Isn’t that what Love is about?

But then this morning, things were different. Link was gone. I tried and tried to connect to him but nothing. It’s like a Avril Lavirgne song without the precocious clothes. After a while I started to worry. Maybe something had happened, maybe the electricity at Link’s home went out. Maybe Link was streaming to someone else!

Diary, I was a wreck. It’s all my fault. I’d become so attached to Link, I think he felt I took him for granted. Did I? I remember so many things about our time together - the files he sent me, the way he’d make web sites instantly appear. I’m such a loser. Loser loser loser. I deserved Dial-up.

Things are better though. Link finally called. I can tell he’s a little hurt, his signal is weaker and he sometimes just disappears. He says he needs his Space. But at least he’s back. I heart Link. I want us to build a little house in Cyberspace and have iPods. I just want to be with Link forever and ever.

xxx - me

(PS. Today I took my iBook to the coffee shop and there was this really cute wireless named Net. I think he likes me!)

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