HULA BOOLA BOOTIQUE

The bendel is but one in a catalog of pop Judaica that is finding its way into the marketplace. There is cabala water, sold in plastic bottles. There are tefillin, the sacred assemblage of leather boxes and straps worn by Orthodox Jewish men during morning prayers. There are red candles, and, of course, there is the Star of David, now a gleaming badge of cool.

Hula Boola Hoops - Slip into one of these babies and dance like a 5 year old M&M addict. Particularly fun when drunk, wearing your holey underwear in front of a mirror alone or when That Song is playing. Comes in three stylish shades : invisible, transparent and dorky.

Hula Boola Bracelets - You know when you’re talking to someone and all of a sudden you really See them? That. Right there. Tie that string around your wrist. Now for an unlimited time only, we have an infinite number available. Be the talk of your posse. I mean, all the time - with or without a bracelet.

Hula Boola T-Shirts - Available in every colour ever. Fully expandable to include your Universe. Handmade by Betty. In candlelight. Honest. Currently available:

I heard you.

What Do You Bring To The Party?

Yes.

Hula Boola Candles - Smells like Teen Spirit. And rain. Oh, and that orange stuff on your fingers after you eat a bag of Cheese Doodles. Also available in Pancake Size for daily breakfast. Sixish per pack in two popular themes : astronauts or bunnies.

Hula Boola Water - Betty sends the container, you decide what to fill it with.(Not valid in certain mental states) Meanwhile, feel free to absorb Everything with Hula Boola’s Blessing.

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