LUKE + ME : PT. IX


dear luke -

hi! DEMONESS JENNY here! i’m v. v. excited because i think my DEVILEER power is finally kicking in! i know the doctor said the same thing to my MOTHER about her zoloft, so i wasn’t too surprised. because i am a tru devileer, the demons are (BOUT TIME... HA HA) being summoned from my spells.

Examples :

A. i decided not to kill sandy henderson but instead inflict demon torture on her. i told you i stole her hairbrush from gym so i got some of her (SPLIT ENZ) hair. i also took a red bull she’d thrown away out of the trash. i was all set.

then OF COURSE the WORST THING happened. i’m in my secret place (which is called that because it’s MY room) and i’d just put sandy’s burnt hair in the red bull can when my MOTHER walks in! v.v.v. not kewl. IS THAT WHAT THEY CALL A BONG? luke, i almost barfed and wanted to fall through my floor into hell. no, MOTHER, i’m casting a spell. WELL DON’T BURN DOWN THE HOUSE.

despite this retard occurrence, i think the spell might have worked. yesterday i heard sandy throwing up in the girl’s bathroom and it wasn’t after lunch like she usually does.

B. my RETARD father came to the door to my SP the other day (why??!?). i pretended like i couldn’t see him because of my ipod and he taps me on the shoulder. uh, sweetie, are you goth? wth??!? i wanted to poke out my eardrums with twizzlers. i think it’s something he saw on dr. phil. no, DAD, i’m not goth, i’m a DEVILEER. oh, ok he said and finally left. i think i will put more ketchup around my door frame.

C. the dress JOSHUA ( my “prom date” and fellow DEVILEER) is making looks v. kewl. it’s kinda like what lisa minter wore when she played nancy in oliver last year (I WAS A PUB WENCH). only black, so much much kewler. btw, joshua is letting me use his black lipstick.

spook ya later!

HATT YA! - d.jen :(:(:(



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