Monday, April 18, 2005



EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW

1.
TO : THE UNIVERSE
FROM : SRO HEADQUARTERS

In regards to our last meeting, please note we are unable to continue supplying Feeling Sorry For buttons. We are permanently overwhelmed by your enthusiasm in providing candidates. The Media has done an excellent job being specific, e.g. Feeling Sorry for Michael Jackson, Feeling Sorry for the Cancer Kid, Feeling Sorry for Terri Shiavio, the Pope, Jouiquin Phoenix, the Girl in Florida, et al, et al, et al. Enough already. We yearn for golden times when we could just Feel Sorry for general groups like the Poor. Frankly, the overabundance of details about all of these people is going to make us puke.

Thank you for yer attention to this matter.

2. My Mother’s visit shattered the illusion I’d created of “Perfect Life” with Polly and me luxuriating in our apartment between trips to the Dog Park. I’ve been reminded of the world outside of PL, much as I deeply resent that fact.

Perhaps I’m still acclimating to my re-found serenity, “decompressing”, feeling like I’ve won the lottery , reclaiming old habits and rituals. Slowly moving things back to their proper homes after she’d rearranged them and strangely catalogued all my Picture Books.

She loved “Pierre et Gilles” :



But left Helmut Newton’s “World Without Men” on top:


I’m just sayin’.

3. Commotion. Contrast. Contain. Conceal. Commode. To Own a commode, which many people in this world do not, is no small miracle indeed.

4. Check this out. Focus. Heh.

5. Groovy trippy awesome free song here.

6. Wag your tail. C'mon. What a good girl you are! What a sweet baby? Aw, give me a kiss.

p.s. bruce (my new computer) says hello.



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