WHY YOU’RE OLD

Classic Rock = Rock.

Dude, “Miss You” by the Rolling Stones is, like, new Rolling Stones... after they went disco and all. “Satisfaction” = Classic. “Brown Sugar” = Classic. “Miss You”, while a rockin’ tune now, was considered a Sell Out in it’s time. Sell Out = Not So Classic.

I hate to burst your bubble, especially while you’rre sobbing into your hands. Yeah, you’re pretty retarded re: Rock N’ Roll. It’s something you’ll get used to, I promise. Me, not so smart about, uh, Gregorian Chants. Ok, me bad. Not a good example since I’d know a Gregorian Chant if I heard one.

The point is, there’s always something you’ll be a retard about. Thank god in this case it’s only Rock N’ Roll. It could have been Quantum Physics. Now wouldn’t that have been a bitch?



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