dear luke -

hi! demoness jenny here! this may be my last chance to write you before the PROM, so i thought i’d send you a devileer update.

i’ve been doing really good with my spells (even though the stinky candles my MOTHER buys from avon give me a headache.) the last one had these retarded leaves all over it so i took a bic pen and carved them into skulls. the worst part is my MOTHER thinks it’s some barfo “mother/daughter thing”. as if. DO YOU LIKE THIS SCENT? IT’S CALLED FALL APPLES. no, MOTHER, it’s the scent of rotting death and will you please get out of my secret place?!?!? wth, luke? W. T. HELL?

overall, i seem to be getting about a third of my spells. i totally aced the SANDY PETERSON xian hater spell. yesterday i saw her talking to you know who ( her prom date CHUCK) and she looked totally fat in her cheerleader outfit. chuck looked mad too but maybe he was going to totally barf from HER FATNESS. i was holding the tic-tac i’d put spell wax all over and almost ate it when chuck looked at me. i put my hand over my mouth to spit out the magic tic-tac (before i choked). i think he thought it was a secret symbol. i left and went to the bathroom to get the black wax off my teeth.

i went ahead and got my black prom shoes even though MOTHER won’t drop the “boy shoes” thing. first, MOTHER, hot trax doesn’t even have a “boy department “and a “girl department”. it’s just ONE department, ok? joshua says i should glue rhinestones all over them. i thought he was joking (in a DEVILEER kind of way) but then he wasn’t. at least he’s excited about the prom and is sharing his black lipstick with me.

my retarded father apparently knows joshua’s possibly retarded father from some place. a club or work, i don’t know. this is now a big talking point at dinner which makes it harder to stare at the dead meat. last night he said j’s dad was going to get a limo. luke, i seriously don’t need to hear my father talking about the prom. MOTHER was either smiling or in pain. i made little anarchy signs in the squash.

despite my parents, i am looking forward to going. joshua is wearing a cape. the dress he made me is kewl esp. cause it hides my upper arms (which i need a spell for - hint hint). he took out the hoop because when i sat down i looked like a dead puppet. chuck is hardly going to want to dance with bride of chuckie said joshua. HA HA! OMG! that’s so totally demony! BRIDE OF CHUCK-Y!! AS IF! (HA HA!)

i’ll send you all the details after it’s over.

HATTE YA! - d.jen :(:(:(

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