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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

LUKE+ME : PT. XII

“Many Goths wear eye glasses so it really should not be a problem. It is designs around the eyes and on the face that make the look not right. Do not draw curly designs / lines etc. around your eyes as that really does not work. Try to focus your attention on your lips and eyeshadow.”

- Gothic Make-up Questions and Answers

dear luke -

hey! demoness jenny here, your #1 fan and devileer. i went to the prom and all i have to say is i am glad i have committed my life to satan and am not like the pukeateer XIANS at my school. i wish there had been demons there.

i would show you pictures of me in my dress but my cellphone is glued shut. i was covering it with rhinestone skulls and my lame MOTHER walks into my SECRET PLACE and just picks it up while it was drying! v. v. v. not kewl!!?!? MOTHER, please leave my things alone! IT'S JUST SO CUTE SWEETHEART. YOU SHOULD SELL THEM AT THE MALL. of course the phone rings and she freaks and drops it into my trashcan where the superglue sticks to all the wax drippings.

joshua came over to get me in the limo my retarded father spilled the beans about. my father kept saying to “act surprised” because he shouldn’t have said something. of course i’d already told joshua anyways but i still had to act surprised. i screamed REALLY LOUD hoping my parents would fall onto the floor in a coma. MY LITTLE GIRL’S SO HAPPY. MOTHER, it is a scream of anger. GOD, I REMEMBER MY AND YOUR FATHER’S PROM. then, it what may be the worse moments of my entire life, she brings out the picture.

luke i think i bit my lip. and tasted blood. this is the grossest. picture. ever. MOTHER looks like she leads tours in old colonial homes. they have matching wigs! did my retard father grow two feet since the tuxedo fitting? we still have those candelabras!

the prom was what you’d expect. the theme was “america’s next top graduates” (joshua’s idea) and you had to walk down a runway to get in. we also had redbulls and played techno house.

here is darnell jeeter and his kiss ass xian girlfriend. she’s so bossy. joshua was on the prom committee and said they should make a giant cut out of tyra banks. she was all like, yuck no. i bet she made darnell wear that hat cause she heard joshua was going to wear a top hat. v. v. not kewl. she shows up wearing something that looks like she’s helping someone give birth.

here is kyra and her BF drew. she is a slut and he is a stoner.

here is chuck henderson and miss puke sandy. her dress is like one big blue vagina. the retro hair on chuck was cool. i was going to tell him i love duran duran when i choked on my redbull and spit on the floor. luckily it all just balled up and dripped off his tux. i think sandy was trying to be retro with her hair too but joshua said she looked like a dyke comic. HA! i hate her and there had been a way to only vote for PROM KING, i would have!!

the red bulls made everyone pee alot and everyone got so jittery. if i didn’t “not smoke”, i would have wanted to smoke. i could have just waited the millions hours and inhaled the smoke in the girl’s room. sandy and her friends squezed into a stall all night.

joshua and i had fun. we got so wired, we talked and talked about sandy’s blue vagina dress all the way home.

HATTE YA! - d.jen :(:(:(

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