PARIS IS BURNING



"Paris Hilton and her mother, Kathy, will be grand marshals for the annual gay pride parade, one of the city's biggest celebrations.” - ABC News

Dear LA Gay Pride :

Ok, who’s totally fucked-up idea was this? No, really. Fess up queen. One of you nelly little coked-up bleach blond fucktards thought the person to best represent Gays and Lesbians at one of the biggest national events was Paris Hilton and her Mother??!??

What in the Holy Fuck?

First off, Paris Hilton isn’t gay! Hello! Yeah, she had all those Lezzie Pics of her on her cell but now she’s engaged for christ’s sake. DEAL. Three errant cell snaps does not a Lezzie Make, not even the Lipstick Kind. She’s barely human looking, let alone Dykey!

Second... her MOTHER? Her Mother??!? Did anyone even know she had a mother? What has this woman ever done that she should be Grand Marshall of the Parade? This is seriously fucked up. God forbid an out gay actor or actress or person with a life who could actually serve as a role model. I shudder as I write this, but even a politician would be a better choice. Yes, a politician. Where the fuck is Hillary?

Finally, there’s the fucking devastating truth. This is just a Marketing Ploy for Kathy “Who The Fuck Is That?” Hilton’s new Reality Show??!? Think about this slowly. Don’t tire yourself out. The Grand Marshal of the Gay Pride Parade is promoting a Reality Show. Do you not see, somehow, the horror of the entire scenario, both locally and culturally? I want to just lobotomize myself now.

Truly, this is way, way fucked up.

Cee U Next Tuesday,

SRO

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