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Tuesday, June 14, 2005

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW : SNAP SNAP, YOU GO GIRL, SRO GAY PRIDE EDITION

1. This is Totes Brill. If I were a Lesbian, I’d be the Pretty Cheeky One.

2. The first trailer for the movie version of the stage musical Rent. Oddly, the trailer manages to tell you little/nothing about the actual show.

Theater Queens, Discuss.

3. The Perfect Boyfriend. Not for Me, mind you, but for Someone. This one actually talks too much and would be way too into my space but that’s Me.

4. Drag. Don’t leave Gay Pride without it.

5. I watched the MJ verdict live on TV and it was beyond beyond. You couldn’t have asked for a freakier, more wacked selection of “people”.

Bird Lady let loose a white dove every time Not Guilty was announced like they were declaring a new Pope. She’d pull them out of a homemade/twiggy cage thingy you’d see in a Renaissance Faire Shoppe. She looked like your Nosey Middle-Aged Neighbor who has her own business doing this at weddings. The birds seemed happy to get away.

Some Latino Queen (shirtless but had on one silver glove) was crying HYSTERICALLY. Like mothers in movies do when their children are kidnapped. Ginormous buckets of tears. I’m really really hoping she was fucked up on some drug.

Guy wearing a blazer with a gray duct tape armband like Michael. Because there is no ribbon in Southern California. It was, without a doubt , the most half-assed uncreative thing you’d ever seen.

There was the “Jesus is Coming/Repent/ Bible/Etc.” Person. Just because there always has to be one.

6. Pulp Fiction in 30 seconds. Reenacted by bunnies. Actors/bunnies/Pulp Fiction. Could this be gayer?

Discuss.

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