dear luke -

hey Demoness Jenny, Da Best For Da Beast here! so many things have been happening in my DEVILEER lifestyle.

first of all, yesterday was the WORST day of my entire summer, perhaps my entire life luke!

jason and i didn’t go to the beach because we want to remain white and not have any color. we went to the mall where his mother is regional manager of hallmark (or gagmark as we call it) and we ride with her. of course XIAN BITCH sandy henderson works at A&F. yuck. as if i shop there. i don’t want my outer clothes saying i vomit after every meal and date someone. we mainly sat in the food court and sent spells to the FAT GROSS XIANERS WEARING CAPRI PANTS. it’s just like hell, luke, but without the good parts.

i get home and just as i’m about to put on my ipod my MOTHER comes into my secret place and screams WE'RE GOING TO SEE YOUR GRANDMOTHER IN A FEW WEEKS. IT WILL BE A FAMILY VACATION. (!!!!! <- five exclamation points are mine). i do not want to vacate with my family, MOTHER. OML. wth, luke? W? T? H?

WE’RE DRIVING OUT TO TEXAS. i wanted to cut off my ears with a lady bic.

first, luke, have you been to TEXAS? i haven’t for awhile (i was 12) but i remember a Horrible Pit of Doom. i sweat alot and there were SNAKES everywhere . NOT the good devileer kind either. I HATE SNAKES. they are rattlers and they try and fake you out by making noises before they strike you dead. my retard father would always shake his keys when he opened the car door to scare me. HA. HA. so not kewl. also my mother would scream BE SURE TO CHECK YOUR SHOES HONEY. yes, MOTHER, i am wearing flip-flops. dur.

i don’t know how much DEVILEER GEAR i can bring with me. i am also afraid if i wear my black lipstick, someone might shoot me. i may cast spells on tic-tacs so i can always have one working. the shoes i wear now are perfect for snakes.

please put me in a zombie state to make it through the next month.

HATTE YA!! - d.jen :(:(:(



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