EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW

1. I was not affected by the L.A. Blackout. Question : If you have no electricity, how do you watch the News telling you why you have no electricity? Discuss.

2. What elephants do when we’re not looking.

3. “Intelligent Design”. Or is it? You have, I assume, heard of The Flying Spaghetti Monster? The Pasta that passeth all understanding. Ramen.

4. 80’s flick “The Big Chill”. In thirty seconds. Reenacted by bunnies.

5. Finally, a reason for the word “jamboree”.

6. Where I live. Honest. This is like a documentary.

7. Have you been to the Louvre? I have three times. The weird part is it’s more than just the Mona Lisa. You’ll stand in the midst of a gallery, look around and think “Where am I?” This is kinda what it’s like.

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