Thursday, February 20, 2003

4/14/96 I wonder how the Unabomber masturbates. I mean, some guys are real whackers and pump up and down on the thing while other guys are more rub-up-against-some- thing friction types. Then there's the place-objects-inside-you crowd and the wrap-things-around-doorknob types. But there's a whole big world of masturbation out there that I'm not even aware of and I just wonder what does the Unabomber do tonight? More on the weather: Tonight there have been intermittent thunderstorms with distant lighting lightning and quick, gone raindrops. The light and thunder is overhead right now. Now it's a thick full downpour we'll see how long it lasts. Now it's not so thick and almost done. That was one of those fast storms that some plants dream of on the moonscape of the West, and the Unabomber closes his eyes to sleep. 12:04:18 AM    comment []