Sunday, April 27, 2003

50 Reasons to avoid The Matrix Reloaded. Reason 13. The Matrix: Reconsidered, 5 Neo can move faster than sound, yet can't move blindingly through bullet time and simply disarm the security guards rather than slaughtering them? It looks like Neo learned his disarming techniques from George W. Bush Reason 22. The Matrix: Reconsidered further If you need to get in touch with a person, you can simply call them at their office. You do not need to actually mail the phone to them. Reason 48. Hacker heroes? "He's been going for ten hours straight. He's a machine." That's right. The first indication that Neo was The One was his ability to spend ten hours sitting in a chair. There's your hero, computer dorks! "Hey, check out the neuralkinetics between the chair and his arse!"   9:11:04 AM    blah[]

Wednesday, March 19, 2003

BOOM! System Of A Down video directed by Michael Moore 7:17:56 PM    blah[]

Monday, March 17, 2003

READ MY LIPS! 8:42:34 PM    blah[] War Pigs Generals gathered in their masses, Just like witches at black masses Evil minds that plot destruction, Sorcerer of death's construction In the fields the bodies burning, As the war machine keeps turning Death and hatred to mankind, Poisoning their brainwashed minds Oh Lord Yeah! Politicians hide themselves away They only started the war Why should they go out to fight? They leave thier role to the poor, yeah Time will tell on their power minds, Making war just for fun Treating people just like pawns in chess, Wait 'till their judgement day comes, yeah Now in darkness world stops turning, Ashes where the bodies burning No more War Pigs have the power, And as God has struck the hour Day of judgement, God is calling On their knees the war pigs crawling, Begging mercies for their sins Satan, laughing, spreads his wings Oh Lord Yeah! 7:49:53 PM    blah[]

Sunday, February 23, 2003

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Tuesday, January 28, 2003

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Monday, January 27, 2003

You read it here first. Marty Mornhinweg has been fired from the Detroit Lions. Steve Mariucci will be his replacement at 3 million a year for 4 years. A press conference has been scheduled for 3 PM. 1:44:42 PM    blah[]

Wednesday, January 22, 2003

Modern Drunkard Magazine 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 29. If you owe someone twenty dollars or less, you may pay them back in beer. 57. For every drink, there is a five percent better chance you will get in a fight. There is also a three percent better chance you will lose the fight. 9:46:40 AM    blah[]

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