Duly Noted

Sun, 27 Apr 2003 13:11:04 GMT

50 Reasons to avoid The Matrix Reloaded.

Reason 13. The Matrix: Reconsidered, 5

Neo can move faster than sound, yet can't move blindingly through bullet time and simply disarm the security guards rather than slaughtering them? It looks like Neo learned his disarming techniques from George W. Bush

Reason 22. The Matrix: Reconsidered further

If you need to get in touch with a person, you can simply call them at their office. You do not need to actually mail the phone to them.

Reason 48. Hacker heroes?

"He's been going for ten hours straight. He's a machine."

That's right. The first indication that Neo was The One was his ability to spend ten hours sitting in a chair. There's your hero, computer dorks! "Hey, check out the neuralkinetics between the chair and his arse!"

Wed, 19 Mar 2003 23:17:56 GMT

BOOM!

System Of A Down video directed by Michael Moore

Tue, 18 Mar 2003 00:42:34 GMT

READ MY LIPS!

Mon, 17 Mar 2003 23:49:53 GMT

War Pigs

Generals gathered in their masses,
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction,
Sorcerer of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning,
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind,
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
Oh Lord Yeah!

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave thier role to the poor, yeah

Time will tell on their power minds,
Making war just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in chess,
Wait 'till their judgement day comes, yeah

Now in darkness world stops turning,
Ashes where the bodies burning
No more War Pigs have the power,
And as God has struck the hour
Day of judgement, God is calling
On their knees the war pigs crawling,
Begging mercies for their sins
Satan, laughing, spreads his wings
Oh Lord Yeah!

Mon, 24 Feb 2003 00:00:30 GMT

Tue, 28 Jan 2003 15:30:07 GMT

Mon, 27 Jan 2003 17:44:42 GMT

You read it here first.

Marty Mornhinweg has been fired from the Detroit Lions. Steve Mariucci will be his replacement at 3 million a year for 4 years. A press conference has been scheduled for 3 PM.

Wed, 22 Jan 2003 13:46:40 GMT

Modern Drunkard Magazine

6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

29. If you owe someone twenty dollars or less, you may pay them back in beer.

57. For every drink, there is a five percent better chance you will get in a fight. There is also a three percent better chance you will lose the fight.