Tom Jones

Tom Jones sucks, and if you are asking why,  then stop reading my blog, 'cause your not worthy.

On Saturday mornings, I clean houses in order to make a few extra bucks and put food on the table. Today I cleaned a house for a 72 year old lady. The place is decorated like some Victorian Bedroom, but actually very classy. She may be 72, but she doesn't look it. I am actually rather fond of her, but her musical taste has to go.

So, here I am standing on a step stool wiping down her shower, when suddenly the most famous Tom Jones song starts blasting. It frightened me so badly, I slipped and fell onto the shower floor. Stop laughing, I have bruises.

Tom Jones, I swear I will find you. And when I do, mark my words, that day will be your last.

 

What's New Pussycat - Tom Jones

 

What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah

What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah

Pussycat, Pussycat

I've got flowers

And lots of hours

To spend with you.

So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose!

Pussycat, Pussycat

I love you

Yes, I do!

You and your pussycat nose!

 

What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah

What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah

 

Pussycat, Pussycat

You're so thrilling

And I'm so willing

To care for you.

So go and make up your cute little pussycat face!

Pussycat, Pussycat

I love you

Yes, I do!

You and your pussycat face!

 

What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah

What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah

 

Pussycat, Pussycat

You're delicious

And if my wishes

Can all come true

I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips!

Pussycat, Pussycat

I love you

Yes, I do!

You and your pussycat lips!

You and your pussycat eyes!

You and your pussycat nose!

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