Who Needs Money When You're Safe?
I half expect the above statement to become the Bush campaign slogan in 2004. Bushco has used the terrorism hammer to win every significant fight since 9/11. Now that they are finishing one war (and preparing to move to another in Syria?), Bushco is preparing to face the one boogeyman that can keep them from a second term: the economy.
How are they approaching the economy? With another huge round of tax cuts, natch. But this time, the Bush Administration is making the attempt to tie the willingness to support the tax cuts into the same patriotic sentiment (and fear) that they tapped into for war support. The associations aren't quite so blatant now, but I predict they will be as we move forward.
Of course, Bush has already been granted a huge tax cut package; why aren't we seeing signs of the "economic stimulus" that he predicted?
I just can't believe that the majority of people in this country support what this Administration is doing in the large picture, and specifically with the economy. But what do I know about the common citizen? Very little, considering I supposedly am one.
For example, I can't believe the common citizen in Minnesota supports allowing more people to legally carry concealed handguns, and yet that seems to be what our local government has decided. But is that what the common citizen wants, or what the NRA wants? Either way I know I'll feel safer as long as it's still legal for me to wear my concealed bulletproof vest.
I mean, isn't that really exactly what you want in this country, when people are losing their jobs and 401k's at a rate unseen since the early '80s? You want people to have guns, right? Fortunately, Americans are so famous for their clear-thinking and restraint. Now, instead of having to resort to Gandhi-esque soft tactics like boycotting French Fries or the Dixie Chicks, you can just shoot them, American style. Of course, you might want to invite them over first. Like Chief Wiggum says, once somebody's in your house, anything you do to them is nice and legal.
Remember, guns don't kill people. People kill people. And given a choice, people usually kill people with a gun.
Why doesn't the Bush Administration just go all the way and offer massive tax credits to any person who buys a gun? That way we'll be giving the King of England a double whammy. I can see the new bumper stickers now:
Charlton Heston Is My Accountant
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