19 Year Coma
You hear stories like this every once in awhile, but they never cease to amaze: This guy was in a coma for 19 years, and he just woke up all of a sudden, said "Mom", then said "Pepsi", then said "milk". Those were his first three words. Makes you wonder if he had been watching "Laverne & Shirley" before he crashed his car.
If you read the link above, you'll note that his family is somewhat shocked that he still lives in 1984. For instance, he still thinks that Ronald Reagan is the President. Why it would surprise anyone that a guy who was in a coma wouldn't be keeping up on world events is an open question.
Imagine, if you had not been aware of all of the events that have transpired since 1984. Where do you start?
Well, let's see: Bruce Springsteen is still a star attraction. Madonna's still pretty hot. Michael Jackson? That's going to be hard one to explain. What else? Oh, we went to war with Iraq twice. Vice-President George Bush ended up being the next President, but he kind of sucked, so he only got one term. Then we elected the guy who you still think is Governor of Arkansas, Bill Clinton, and most people liked him enough to give him two terms. But then he got a blowjob from an intern and lied about it, and he almost got impeached. Then, George Bush's son, George W. Bush, won the election in 2000, even though the other guy got more votes than he did.
Then 9/11 happened, and now we are all scared and really love our country again. Oh, and this guy named Barry Bonds hit 73 home runs one year.
And there's this thing called the internet now, and because of that nobody writes letters anymore; we just talk to each other on computers.
What a trip that guy's on right now, trying to catch up with the world. I at least hope someone had the decency to bring him a Pepsi instead of a Coke.
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