Tuesday, March 30, 2004


The Other Gonzales Letter to the 9/11 Commission


As is now well-known, White House Counsel Albert Gonzales sent a letter to the 9/11 Commission this week detailing the Administration’s generous accommodation of the Commission’s request to hear from both Vice-President Dick Cheney and President George Bush.
 

As Gonzales clarified in his original letter dated March 30, 2004 the President and Vice President were to appear before all 10 of the Commission members.  However, there was to be no official transcript made of the proceedings; rather, one note-taker would simply be allowed to capture as much of the proceeding as possible.  Additionally, the appearance would be in private, without any print or broadcast media allowed to witness the proceedings.  Only the 10 Commissioners, Vice President Cheney and President Bush would be present.  Finally, Bush and Cheney would appear jointly. 

However, sources have now revealed the presence of a second letter from Gonzales to the Commission, which illuminates further “accommodations” provided by the White House to the Commission.  It reads: 

Dear Chairman Kean and Vice Chairman Hamilton:

As we discussed this morning, my first letter to you was to establish the overall framework for the President and Vice President’s conditions for appearance before your Commission.  While we hope that you will accept the generous offer of their time and testimony, it is important that you do so with a full understanding of the requirements for their testimony.  For purposes of brevity, I was not able to include them in the initial letter. 

The conditions are in addition to those conditions outlined in the initial letter, and are as follows:

The one assigned note-taker must limit all notations to words actually spoken by either Vice President Cheney or President Bush directly to the Commission in response to a question.  NO notations can be made by any Commissioner, or by the assigned note-taker, of any sidebar conversations, should they happen to occur, between Vice President Cheney and President Bush.  In fact, no writing materials, including pens, pencils, markers, crayons, etc., or paper, will be allowed to be possessed by the Commissioners during the testimony.  As we all know, they are there to listen to the important testimony offered by Vice President Cheney and President Bush.

This is, of course, a critical matter of National Security.  When a Vice President and a President confer about such sensitive matters, their deliberations should remain private insomuch as is possible.  But of course, here we find ourselves in this Constitutional Crisis, and so these deliberations are being forced upon the 10 Commissioners.  As such, any recitation, recollection or description of any conversations that may occur between Vice President Cheney and President Bush would be seen as a violation of national security, and could reasonably be construed as treason, punishable by death.

Just to ensure that everyone understands our requirement, let us draw this scenario:

The Commission asks President Bush a question, such as “Please state your immediate reaction upon hearing about the second plane hitting the World Trade Center”. 

President Bush confers with Vice President Cheney before answering something like, “What do I say here, Dick?  I think I said something about that being one stupid pilot or something.  And then that Andy Card told me we was being attacked, and that got me mad, but I liked hearing that story them kids were talking about, so I tried not to think about it for a few minutes.” 

Vice President Cheney might then respond, “No, Mr. President, don’t say that.  Say that you were outraged, and that you immediately began planning for the defense of the country.” 

These types of sidebar conferences, should any occur, are not to be recorded by the note-taker, nor even mentioned.  Instead, the note-taker would enter into the record the following response from President Bush, directly in answer to the Commission: “I was outraged, and I immediately began planning for the defense of our great nation,” or something as close to that as possible.

Naturally, this is a difficult standard to achieve, and we fear that it may squelch the truth-seeking nature of this Commission if (nearly) everyone in the room has the black cloud of the death penalty hanging over their head.  Despite that, we are willing to move forward with this alternative, should the Commission deem such a course of action advisable.

However, to eliminate this messy bugaboo, the White House would like to suggest the use of the Black Box for the testimony.  We have been using the Black Box for years now, to great effect.  In practice, the Black Box will work like this: The Commission will ask either Vice President Cheney or President Bush a question.  Then, both Vice President Cheney and President Bush will enter the Black Box, which is as it sounds, a large soundproof Black Box made of Teflon and other classified materials.  Inside this Black Box, they will do everything in their power to ensure that the Commission gets the most direct, accurate and honest answer to their questions, despite the fact that no oath has been taken. 

Once a satisfactory answer has been developed, they will use the phone inside the Black Box to dial in to the Commission’s speakerphone, and the answer will be given.  Then, once the answer is given, they will both emerge from the Black Box.  Do not be alarmed by the fact that you will not recognize the voice of the respondent to each question; that is a National Security feature of the Black Box which unfortunately cannot be disabled at this time.  You’ll just have to trust that if you asked President Bush the question, it will be President Bush who is answering.  Same with questions posed to the Vice President.  You’ll just have to trust that President Bush will not be fielding those questions himself.

Our last condition involves what happens after Vice President Cheney and President Bush testify.  In short, since they are the highest officials in the land, we feel that they should rightly be the “headliners”, so to speak.  In other words, after they are done testifying, there is to be no additional testimony.  In fact, there is to be no investigative Commission activity whatsoever after the testimony, other than the submission of the final report, which we would require inside of 24 hours after the end of Vice President Cheney and President Bush’s testimony.  No additional calls for witnesses, no evidentiary subpoenas, no calling George Tenet to contradict the Vice President, or David Kay, or Hans Blix, no press releases, nothing.  (Not that you can find anyone to contradict what our Vice-President or President will say, of course.)  To allow such testimony wouldn’t be fair to Vice President Cheney or President Bush and their elected status.

Oh, and one more thing: Please submit the list of questions to be asked at least one month in advance of testimony.  No questions that deviate from this list will be addressed, due to National Security concerns.  Also, for environmental reasons, please limit the questions to one 5 x 8 note card, with a font-size no smaller than 12, for eyesight considerations.

I look forward to continuing to work with the commission to help it obtain the information it needs to fulfill its statutory mandate. 

Best, 

Alberto Gonzales, White House Counsel

 


3:57:28 PM    Say what?[]

Bush and Cheney's Joint Session

Wow.  I mean, wow.  Talking Points Memo has excerpted the letter from White House counsel Alberto Gonzalez, in which the White House is now agreeing to have Bush and Cheney meet with the full 9/11 Commission.

But, naturally, there are some caveats. 

The first is that it will be a private meeting.  No cameras.  Fine.  I think the country would prefer to see them testify in public, but the most important thing is to get them on the record about what happened.  If they had a good story to tell, you can bet they'd be begging to have the cameras rolling.

The second is that only one staff member can be present to take notes.  OK...So maybe this won't really be totally on the record.  I mean, it will be, but there won't be an official transcript of what they say.  So, no pictures, and no written transcipts.  Just "notes" from a Commission member.  Again, if you had a good story to tell and the facts were on your side, wouldn't you want to make sure everybody got it down on paper?  Of course you would.

Also worth noting, the Gonzalez letter specifically calls out the fact that Condi Rice will testify under oath, but make no mention of whether Bush and Cheney will be under oath--Leading me to believe that they will in fact not be under oath.  So, then.  No cameras.  No transcript.  No hands on the Bible.  No penalty for perjury.  This should be very enlightening testimony, indeed.

(As an aside, I'm always offended as an Agnostic by the notion that putting your hand on the Bible acts as a guarantor of truth.  "Oh, but he swore on the Bible!  It must be true!  Is my truth less worthy as an Agnostic because I don't believe in the Bible?  What will they have me swear on when I have to testify?)

But best of all, there is the final caveat:

Bush and Cheney are appearing in a joint session.  Yes, jointly.  That's the condition.  They are barred from getting the President in a room by himself and asking him questions without Dick Cheney alongside him. 

I wonder why?  Hmm...Why would that be?  I just really can't imagine why that would be. 

It's times like this I wish I were a writer for Saturday Night Live.  I would immediately request to have a George Bush Ventriloquist dummy made up, one that looks almost as lifelike as the one we usually see on TV. 

You see, it's tempting to read these requests and marvel at how out of touch these people are.  Tempting to say, "But don't they understand how this is going to look?"  Tempting to ask, "Yes, but what will they say if the Commission presses them to have a seperate meeting?"  (As they should.)  You might wonder aloud, as Josh Marshall does, which non-existent constitutional principle they might try to fall back on this time to explain why a President cannot be summoned in front of a Commission he himself created, but a President AND a Vice-President can appear jointly, no problemo.  Or, the Vice-President could appear alone.  But never the President alone.  At least not this one.  Clinton, no problem.  Reagan, well, we saw how that went with Iran-Contra, but the guy had Alzheimer's.  What's Bush got?

These people believe their own bullshit so much, they don't see all the ways this makes them look like clowns. 

But I think the reality is that they would love to be anywhere but where they are.  This can be seen as nothing more than a disastrous defeat for them.  They fought the Commission, tooth and nail, for months.  No dice.  Then they tried to stack the Commission with the very-friendly Henry Kissinger once it became clear that the Commission was going to happen.  No dice.  Then they tried to stonewall the Commission permanently, or at least till after the election.  No dice. 

Then Richard Clarke happened, people bought his story, which inconveniently was corroborated by their own statements and documents.  They tried to keep Condi Rice from testifying under oath.  Now, no dice. 

Finally, they wanted to limit the amount of time the Commission had with Bush and Cheney to one hour, and even then to only the friendliest parts of the Commission.  No dice. 

The one thing, the absolute one thing, they didn't ever want to see, the whole reason this effort was stonewalled in the first place, was to avoid G. W. Bush getting fried, all by his lonesome, under oath, on TV, by that panel which he avoided creating for so long. 

I mean, can you imagine the carnage, if they went after him the way they went after Clarke?  This is a guy who rarely speaks to anybody but the friendliest crowds, and even then with well-rehearsed material.  Can you imagine it?

Well, as things stand now, you'll have to.  First, it ain't gonna happen.  They'll appear jointly, and Bush will be Lou Costello to Dick Cheney's Bud Abbot.  And as things stand now, we'll never hear what they said, or see them saying it.

If they had their way, this Commission would never have happened.  That's the first question I'd like to see them respond to on camera:

Why did you oppose this bi-partisan truth-finding mission?

I think the country pretty well knows the answer to that one anyway.

No, they know how bad this looks.  They just don't have any other alternatives.  They've played out the string, and are left with this one final plea bargain, which the Commission can choose to accept or not.

I'm hoping "not".  They haven't rolled over yet, to their great and eternal credit.  Let's hope they stay the course just a little bit longer.


12:56:03 PM    Say what?[]

Candace Parker, Dunker

Check out who won this year's dunk contest at the McDonald's All-America game.

 


11:53:17 AM    Say what?[]

The College Entrance Sham

Hey!  David Brooks wrote a column I completely agree with!


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