What's In A Name?
I just tried to call my friend Kelly, because he's getting married in two weeks and I have a lot of advice to give him about how to get the most out of that time. The exchange went like this:
RING
RING
"Hello?"
"Yeah...is Kelly there?"
"What!"
"Um...is Kelly there?"
CLICK
It sort of sounded like Kelly, but it was hard to tell because I was using my cellphone and smartly had the stereo blasting in the background. I dialed the number again.
RING
"Who the fuck is this?!"
"Um...maybe I have the wrong number, but I'm looking for Kelly."
"Do I sound like a fucking 'Kelly' to you?"
"Hey, asshole, 'Kelly' is a bisexual name, you know."
"What did you call me?!"
"Oh, no, I meant unisex..."
CLICK
7:35:21 PM 
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