Religious Catalogs
I get a lot of religious catalogs even though I've never asked for one. I guess they get mailed to every church. It's fascinating looking through them. Depressing sometimes, but always fascinating.
This week I found some interesting things. I guess I'm behind the times when it comes to minister's robes, because this shit is really freakin me out.
Dig that cross. Those are real
rhinestones. Accept no subsitute.
This just scares the hell outa
me. Would you take communion
from Barnabas Collins?
I guess this is what you wear
if you land that cushy gig as
chaplain of the Love Boat.
Judge Wapner, I know you're
prolly hard up for cash these days,
but this is absolutely the worst
modeling gig ever. Is this the
best you could do?
Don't think it's Wapner?
You make the call.
rlp
8:34:23 PM 
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