Has the World Gone Mad?
I found this item over at Simple Green.
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Are you kidding me?
What strange cabal is behind the marketing of the George Foreman grill? What nefarious forces have inspired the blackened hearts of "Big Business" to create this worldwide public relations juggernaut? What warped focus group gave "them" the idea that this was a product worthy of millions of dollars in advertising capital?
Why, of all the products in the world, was this one chosen to receive the blessing?
It seems everywhere I look I see the George Foreman grill. I am constantly reminded that my life is incomplete without it. And now they've even begun working on the hearts and minds of our children.
It's a hot plate sitting at an angle, people! Save yourself forty bucks and shove a couple of AOL CDs under your waffle iron!
Help me Jebus!
7:36:09 PM
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