What to my wondering eyes did appear… but an imbecile spouting stuff that should come out of his rear:
Bush said he insulates himself from the "opinions" that seep into news coverage by getting his news from his own aides. He said he scans headlines, but rarely reads news stories.
“I appreciate people's opinions, but I'm more interested in news," the president said. "And the best way to get the news is from objective sources, and the most objective sources I have are people on my staff who tell me what's happening in the world."
A co-worker’s response?
Oh. My. Gosh.
My response?
I guess that explains how you “objectively” end up pissing off the entire rest of the world…
Geez, the last world power to be so “adroitly” guided in world affairs was Germany under Kaiser Wilhelm II.
Hmmm… wait a GD minute!
Historians are divided on whether such a mental incapacity may have contributed to his frequently aggressive, tactless, headstrong and occasionally bullying approach to problems and people, which was evident in both his personal and political lives.…
His rule was noted for his militaristic push to assert [his nation’s] power.
Despite his attitude it is difficult to say that he sought [fill in the blank war], although he did little to halt it. He had allied with [out of control partners] and encouraged their hard-line in the [the powderkeg of the world], and although he lost his nerve at the last minute it was too late, and he soon recovered to push his generals for great achievements. During the war he was Commander in Chief but he soon lost all control of [national] policy and his popularity plunged.
Check out these other coincidences:
Hmmm: spoiled, petty, and vindictive; Check
likes to play dress-up in military costumes; Check
“inherited” power; Check
had problems living up to the expectations and accomplishments of his father; Check
and, managed to bog down the finest military machine of the time in a debilitating war through arrogant, unilateral, militaristic actions that alienated allies and convinced most of the rest of the world that his regime posed a grave threat to the international norms of the time. Double Check
No doubt about it, we’re being led by Kaiser Dubya, Jr!
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