Another hoot of a Rumsfeld/Myers press briefing just now. The usual idiotic questions, which are more like the lede para of an op-ed piece with a question mark on the end ...
... none worth repeating here ...
And then, cut to Wolf Blitzer, looking as always like an anxious ferret who didn't get his piece of raw ground beef, with the question of the day: "Why are the lights out in Baghdad?"
A: I guess they didn't pay their bills.
And immediately to the permanently concerned Judy Woodruff -- actually, I quite like her, she has a little gravitas -- who intros a piece from New Delhi, an interview with a Maharishi-like Indian general who 'trained the Iraqi Army.' Well, what do you know? General Chapati -- I didn't catch his name -- trotted out the next 'nightmare scenario' of street fighting, already aired by some of the Pentagon press corps.
I suppose it's possible. But then I found myself thinking: "wow, you did a damned good job of training these guys. Must have involved a lot of cross-country running, eh?" And, "is shooting civilians and using human shields part of the advanced course?" and, more pertinently: "when was the last war the Indian Army won?"
Anyone know? The Indian Army -- mixed Moslem, Sikh, Ghurkas and others -- was quite an effective military force, when run by the British. Since then?
I can put my finger on a total rout by the Chinese on the Himalayan/Northeastern border in 1962, when the Indian Army did the backwards boogie in record time and the defence minister resigned, some intervention in Bangladesh in 1971, some posturing in the Punjab in 1984, and an endless stand-off in Jammu/Kashmir with the Pakistanis. A troll through Encarta didn't provide much illumination beyond these memories. Am I missing something?
And if not, how good could this guy's CV possibly be?
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