So you like haiku, eh?
Canadian Haiku
Seek now to answer
Canadian conundrum:
Curling is a sport?
News flash – Ottawa:
Tim Horton is not the new
Head of government!
Canadian Zen:
The sound of one hand freezing.
Buddha’s a hoser.
Quebec waterheads
Seek new national anthem.
C’est Eau Canada!
Ottawa reveals
New appellation for States:
Baja Canada.
Vexing puzzle: What
If they gave a hockey game
And no one would fight?
A police lineup.
Hardened criminals? Maybe
Ex-BC Premiers.
Baffling boondoggle:
BC’s vaunted fast ferries.
Perhaps just half-fast.
The Lion’s Gate Bridge:
A suspension of belief
Traffic will improve?
11:13:30 PM 
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