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Friday, June 11, 2004
 

Caregiver’s blues

 

My body is old

But my lungs are young

CHRIS, I scream

Twenty times a day

 

I need help

I can’t put on my pants

I can’t get out of bed

I can’t pee

 

You do it for me

That’s what you are for

The world revolves around me

Why do you make me wait?

 

Come change my diapers

At 4:00 AM

I’m wet and suffering

Why are you sleeping?

 

You have a job?

So what?

I am your father

You owe me

 

Come home and fix me lunch

Or I won’t eat

And I will make you feel guilty

Because I am so thin

 

Make me something special

For dinner

I won’t eat poultry or fish

Your mother didn’t make me

 

That’s way too much

For me to eat

I’m not hungry

I don’t like vegetables 

 

That meat is too tough

I don’t care how much you paid

I don’t care how long

You worked to make it tender

 

I want mashed potatoes

Three meals a day

So I don’t have to

Work at it

 

You are tired?

So what?

I want attention

And I want it now

 

It’s 3:00 AM

And I can’t sleep

I will vent my fury

Until you come to me

 

I am your father

You are my son

You owe me

And you will pay

 

And you will pay

And you will pay

And you will pay

And you will pay


3:19:22 AM    comment []

The universal blues

Dana Patillo's (aka Dr. Omed) recent excursion into the blues brought back memories of my own experiments with that genre.  This piece in no way matches up to his Black Hat Blues, but it has its own charm.   I've had a lot of interesting jobs in my life.

              THE LIMOMAN BLUES

I drive a stretch limo.

A mighty long car.

You ride in my limo,

You feel like a star, star, star, star.

Got them limoman blues.

I’m a Lincoln, baby, not a Ford.

I drive back and forth to the airport

All day long, I’m so lowdown bored.

 

I drive a stretch limo.

A big long black car.

You ride in my limo,

I’ll take you so far, far, far, far.

Got them limoman blues.

Hustlin’ them tips just as hard as I can.

Well, some people call me a chauffeur.

I’m just an L-I-M-O-M-A-N.

 

I drive a stretch limo.

I play some guitar.

I’d rather be playin’

In some lowlife bar, bar, bar, bar.

Got them limoman blues.

Sometimes I wonder if I’m still alive.

Well, I know I should be a musician,

But all I can do is just drive I-5.

-         Interstate 5, between Bellingham and SeaTac Airport

     1999

 


2:34:15 AM    comment []


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