Right wing rag
(Apologies to Tom Lehrer)
They will all quack together when they quack,
Every talk show host and every right wing hack.
I keep hoping that they’ll ration it,
Which would show that they’re compassionate.
They will all quack together when they quack.
They will all spew together when they spew,
Hannity, O’Reilly and Ann Coulter, too.
These jingoistic boys ‘n
Girls keep spouting fascist poison.
They will all spew together when they spew.
Oh beautiful, polluted skies
That help us make big bucks.
Those bleeding hearted liberals:
Pathetic little fuhhh…fools.
America, America,
We know God’s on our side
When all our friends
Get dividends
As through this life we glide.
They will all fart together when they fart.
They’ve raised innuendo to a new fine art.
FCC’s their pet commission
That supports their verbal fission.
They will all fart together when they fart.
- Bellingham, WA
2004
11:18:20 AM 
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