A Prius in the passing lane.
Workers who are, are to be made humble at their progressive instincts and part with their dignity long enough to allow faster traffic to pass on to the left on the fucking Eisenhower interstate system, like he built it.
These are superhighways and no place for week-end interlopers obstructing commerce with their pathetic gestures to balance a bad car choice using counter-cultural values and accept that your hybrid isn't built for these speeds.
Blogging is safer, cheaper, and you can order more bogus crap on-line and have it delivered in hand to your very door by professionals who know how to drive our bad to mid-post-modern merkin autoban at high speeds within questionable foreign technology.
Particulary those Nippon jobs who still haven't even fathomed the depths of America's particular depravity out there on and under and for their open road, in the cockpit of his or her own teh shiny deathmobile. On a sunny Saturday like the this, you could get flipped-off, but good.
2:32:19 PM 
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