Friday, May 16, 2003

Phantom Hits I would just like to state.. for the record *taps mic* that I did not.. have.. sex.. with that woma... no.. I mean, these phantom hits are not me. NOT ME. Thank you.   *rubs back to the mic*   NOT ME! 3:26:30 AM    comment []

Tight White Assholes!!! I checked my page reads a few seconds ago and was interested to discover that "tight white assholes" seems to link here somehow. As if I could go back to bed now. God damn it. 2:37:40 AM    comment []

Mom?? Get outta here!!! 2:30 am. Been awake for about 40 minutes with the memory of my last dream still rattling around in this fat head of mine. Wait.. you want to know what it was you say?? Well... alright. THe background details are unimportant.. I was heading off to a hockey game and I realized at the last second that I had forgotten my hockey stick in my room. So up I go to grab it, and as I am entering my room, an arm SNAKES out of the door right next to my bedroom and wraps itself around my neback/neck. I scream. I turn around. And it's my mom. "What the hell are you doing?!?!" I yell. (You can tell it's a dream cause in real life I don't yell at my mommy.)  She gives me the ole Charlie Brown "Mwomp mwomp womp"  And I wake up unsettled and upset. I have no idea why it's shaken me up like this. At least she wasn't holding out a football for me I suppose. 2:35:20 AM    comment []

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