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		<title>For Whom the Blog Tolls</title>
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		<description>From the frozen tundra of the North comes this young and energetic Canadian, eager to finally dispel the stereotypes of his barren and polar bear infested homeland. </description>
		<copyright>Copyright 2003 Tim</copyright>
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			<title>donut poetry</title>
			<description>&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;My love now lapses &lt;BR&gt;as the donut collapses &lt;BR&gt;this batch is ruined &lt;BR&gt;like my love for you &lt;BR&gt;get your stuff and go &lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2003 23:21:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Gord Downie - Battle of the Nudes</title>
			<description>&lt;P&gt;Christmastime in Toronto&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Oh oh yea&lt;BR&gt;So this is your number well I just called to say &apos;hello&apos;&lt;BR&gt;I was blurting, you were blurting, we were talking in morse code&lt;BR&gt;We just got cut off or disconnected, I dunno&lt;BR&gt;but it&apos;s Christmastime, Christmastime in Toronto&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;We got this power to generalize when everything explodes&lt;BR&gt;the certainty of our unknown, your childrens&apos; unknown&lt;BR&gt;you&apos;re gonna let us in though you&amp;#146;re technically closed&lt;BR&gt;must be Christmastime, Christmastime in Toronto&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Let&apos;s have a toast!&lt;BR&gt;To charity, wickedness, dope&lt;BR&gt;A toast!&lt;BR&gt;To the day after tomorrow&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Oh oh yea the day after tomorrow&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;You&apos;d like to buy the drink a bar, take us all to the show&lt;BR&gt;you&apos;re so full of cash tonight, you could buy the Pope&lt;BR&gt;you might as well try and get milk from your elbow&lt;BR&gt;though it&apos;s Christmastime, Christmastime in Toronto&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;With your dark epiphanies, your true lines and smoke&lt;BR&gt;your glistening rails and streetcars all aglow&lt;BR&gt;&quot;always the wind and the persistent snow&lt;BR&gt;gets into your eyes and your mouth and every fold of your coat&quot; (Chekhov)&lt;BR&gt;Everyone hates you but they don&apos;t know what I know&lt;BR&gt;besides, it&apos;s Christmastime, Christmastime in Toronto&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Let&apos;s have a toast!&lt;BR&gt;To charity, fixedness, hope&lt;BR&gt;A toast!&lt;BR&gt;To the day after tomorrow&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Oh oh yea the day after tomorrow&lt;/P&gt;</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2003 00:23:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>I&apos;m Greek, Counting sheep is too risky. </title>
			<description>Complete inability to sleep. Last night I slept for one hour. Today I have slept for two and I am done for the night. In 3 hours I will leave for work where I will spend 12 hours staring at a flickring screen. I went through this about 3 years ago and I hope it doesn&apos;t last as long as it did then. 5 months of a few hours of sleep a night. Sometimes less than 10 a week.&amp;nbsp;A million thoughts race in my head though none of them seem important enough to keep me up at night. I don&apos;t understand why now. Why after so long? Well I suppose I have all night to think of the answers.</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2003 09:13:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Insomnia</title>
			<description>I can&apos;t sleep. And I blame you.</description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2003 07:41:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Phantom Hits</title>
			<description>&lt;P&gt;I would just like to state.. for the record *taps mic* that I did not.. have.. sex.. with that woma... no.. I mean, these phantom hits are not me. NOT ME. Thank you.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;*rubs back to the mic*&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;NOT ME!&lt;/P&gt;</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 10:26:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Tight White Assholes!!!</title>
			<description>I checked my page reads a few seconds ago and was interested to discover that &quot;tight white assholes&quot; seems to link here somehow. As if I could go back to bed now. God damn it. </description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 09:37:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Mom?? Get outta here!!!</title>
			<description>2:30 am. Been awake for about 40 minutes with the memory of my last dream still rattling around in this fat head of mine. Wait.. you want to know what it was you say?? Well... alright. THe background details are unimportant.. I was heading off to a hockey game and I realized at the last second that I had forgotten my hockey stick in my room. So up I go to grab it, and as I am entering my room, an arm SNAKES out of the door right next to my bedroom and wraps itself around my neback/neck. I scream. I turn around. And it&apos;s my mom. &quot;What the hell are you doing?!?!&quot; I yell. (You can tell it&apos;s a dream cause in real life I don&apos;t&amp;nbsp;yell at my mommy.)&amp;nbsp; She gives me the ole Charlie Brown &quot;Mwomp mwomp womp&quot;&amp;nbsp; And I wake up unsettled and upset. I have no idea why it&apos;s shaken me up like this. At least she wasn&apos;t holding out a football for me I suppose. </description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 09:35:20 GMT</pubDate>
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